|What the Buck!|
|Full Name:||Johnathan Quentin Fortescue Alfonso McMuffinpants Mutant III|
John is a dapper gentleman. Truly dapper. Ladies see him and they just swoon. The tentacles and proboscis are hardly even noticable.
He was born John Q. Aberration but had to change it when he came into the country. He is married with three children and is president of the local branch of the dictaphone fan-club.
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